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Thu Dec 18, 2008, 4:30 AM
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I got bored when I was ment to be doing an Essay, and thought I should show you what I do when I'm bored. You should already know this.



Choose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.

1. Hypes {Duh, being my main and all}
2. Candy
3. Mignon
4. Moxt
5. Francis {Just cause I can~}
6. Hikaru
7. Luca
8. Elazul
9. Daxemarles
10. Eliza



1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

Moxt: DINNER’S ON!
Mignon: *Something in French*
Elazul:...Is that human friendly?
Moxt: Of course not, it’s nobody food! *Big grin*
Elazul and Mignon: *Silent stare*


2) Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
Daxemarles: come on Francis! It’ll be fuuuun!
Francis: Nuuuu. They’ll be girls. And they’ll be a top less.
Daxemarles: But it’s only girls. Come ooooon~
Francis: Nuuuuuu
*Continue argument*


3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose One or Six?

Joey: SUCH a hard choice. My hyper fox friend, or a tiny emo pixie. The choice is obvious already~
Hikaru: What’s wrong with me?
Joey: Well, I can’t stay at yours for two reasons: Your emo, and your house is TOO small for me to live in.


4) Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?

Luca: Oh baby, you know how to do that.
Candy: What the hell are you doing? *kunai attack*
Eliza: ...What DID I tell you about the little white rabbit.
Luca: *Kunai-face* Shut up.


5) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Mignon: Ja’dore Hikaru *More things in French*
Hikaru: ...Why is this freak coming on to me?
Elazul: ...Dunno. But why isn’t it with me. *Angstangstangst*
Hypes: WHAT ABOUT ME ELAZUL? >:


6) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?

Moxt: ohbaby. You’ve walking into my territory now~
Joey: *DiD* Oh someone save me from the frail skinny lad.
Candy: I’ll save you! *Runs and falls over*
Eliza: If I’m honest, I don’t care if you live or die.
Luca: If I’M honest, I don’t think you need help against Moxt.
Joey: That’s true *Attacks Moxt*
Moxt: *Falls over*


7) One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?

Hypes: And that’s how easy it is to make that dish.
Joey:...you do know that you made THE most complicated dish ever, and didn’t even tell anyone?
Hypes: I know. The point of the show is for people to figure out on there own *Grin*


8) Five is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does Nine do?

Daxemarles: *Stares* ...Ha?
Joey: *In histerics* WHYGODWHY.


9) Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?

Mignon: ...*Something in French about not liking any of them*
Elazul: DAMN IT.
Hypes: Elazul, baby~ *Frown*
Moxt: ...Why would he come on to me, anyway?
Daxemarles: I just wanna know what he said. o-o


10) Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Luca: I just want a taste of your sweet fluids~ *Demoic*
Francis: Yay, gay vampires!
Luca: ...Dirty boy, I didn’t mean it li-
Francis: Yay, gay vampires!


11) You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you chose?

Joey: SUCH a hard choice. My hyper fox friend, or a tiny emo pixie. The choice is obvious already~
Hikaru: What’s wrong with me?
Joey: Well, I can’t stay at yours for two reasons: Your emo, and your house is TOO small for me to live in.


12) Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

Eliza: Come on then, kid. Lets see if you can beat me at MY kind of game!
Moxt: Only if we can play one of my games later~
Eliza: Only if you like living.


13) Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three have a chance in hell?

Joey: Mignon is quite talented with a sword. But against two vampires, two nobody’s, a ninja, a mage, a multi-talented weapon user, a magical pixie...thing and Francis? No, he doesn’t have a chance.
Mignon: *Deded*
Francis: Yay! I wined!
Everyone else: ...


14) Everyone is invite to Two and Ten wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Elazul: Candy how could you not tell me you were marrying a female vampire?
Candy: I’m marrying a female vampire?
Eliza: I’m marrying a female child?
Francis: No gay vampires?
Joey: No, only female ones here, Frankie~


15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Joey: Because Luca’s a very powerful vampire?
Francis: No, idiot. Because seven eight nine!
Joey: ...That is sooo old.
Francis: Like you then~
Joey: -.-


16) Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Eliza: ...And then the Vampiress lived happily ever after
Joey: That was a horrible story, Eliza.
Francis: I think I’m gonna have nightmares now.
Elazul: Hold me, Hypes~


17) One arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Hypes: *Storming in* I OBJECT TO THIS WEDDING
*Empty church*
Hypes: *Sweatdrop* Heh heh heh.


18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?

Francis: *Rolling around on the floor* Where have all the penis gone?
Daxemarles: Penis? Where?
Francis: I don’t know. They’ve went somewhere.
Joey: *Hiding in the corner, trying not to do anything*


19) Three, Eight, Six and Four all go to the zoo for Eight's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Eight?

Elazul: YAY! ZOO!
Mignon: *Holds out a carefully wrapped gift*
Elazul: YAY! PRESENTS! *Rips appart* Its...a notebook
Mignon: *Say something in French*
Elazul: *Sadface*
Moxt: Hey, kid, I got you something nice.*Passes a gift to Elazul*
Elazul *Rips open, and looks scared* Why have you got me this?
Moxt: Are you kidding? I’d love to get one of these!
Elazul: *Sadface*
Hikaru: I’ve drew you a picture *Hands a picture over*
Elazul: *Blushes like mad* ...I think I’ll keep this~


20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

*Noise from outside*
Joey *Throws rocks out his window* SHUT THE HELL UP. I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Almost everyone: MORE FREEDOM FROM FAN CHARACTERS!
Francis: MORE LOVE FOR FRIENDS!
Joey: Why is Frankie protesting something different?
Everyone: I dunno.


21) Nine murders Two’s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?

Candy: *Mutilates Daxemarles*
Daxemarles: I didn’t even know I could feel this level of pain.


22) Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does Six save themself or One?
Hikaru: *Flapping her wings as fast as possible* GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!
Hypes: *Flying on his wind board as fast as possible* GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!


23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Joey: Hikaru, probably. Bloody Emo.


24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Eliza: I’m coming for you, young one~ *Sneaksneaksneak*
Francis: YAY! VAMPIRES!
Joey: NUUUUUUUU *Bashes Eliza with a stick*


25) Three starts a day camp. What happens?

Mignon: *Say something in French*
French kids: *Reply in French, and cheer*
Hypes: TOO MUCH FRENCH!


26) Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Moxt: you do the Hokey-pokey and you turn your self around~
Hikaru: I’m just wondering why Luca’s here, and what that look in his eye is.
Luca: *Angrytwitch*
Elazul: *Walk in* ...Ok, what’s going on here?
Luca: *Angrytwitch*
Elazul: Meep *Flees*


27) One starts to write a fan-fiction where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Candy: You do know that Eliza’s gonna kill you.
Hypes: I know, but its revenge.
Candy: Revenge for what?
Hypes: You DON’T wanna know.


28) Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Luca: Come and get it~
Hypes: *Eats some, and spits it out* You said this was apple pie.
Luca: It is. Well, almost. It’s Adam’s apple pie. Its my favourite
Hypes: *Backs away slowly*


29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Elazul: I can think of one thing that we could do to entertain ourselves~
Mignon: *Blank stare*
Elazul: DAMNIT. Why can’t you understand English? *Pout*


30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Elazul: *Runs away screaming*
Mignon: *Runs away shouting curses in French*


31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Joey: Thank God *Sleeps*
Hypes: *Drags Elazul into a closet* I need you to help me, hunny~
Elazul: Help you, eh? *Wink*
Candy: *Hides in the Closet*
Eliza: *Grabs Luca by the neck and flies off*
Luca: But...but she’s trapped! *Grabby hands*
Eliza: What happened last time you did that?!
Luca: But...but! *Grabbyhands*
Daxemarles: *looks at Moxt*
Moxt: What?
Daxemarles: You came on to a guy.
Moxt: I did?
Daxemarles: Mmhmm. It was funny.
Hikaru: I’m not emo. I mean it. *Pout*
Francis: Wouldn’t what you’ve just done mean that you actually are.
Hikaru: But I’m not Emo.
Mignon: *Something in French*


Weekend was good. Went out with :iconapocalypsesakura: and :iconalteredegox: again. He was ment to be taking pictures of Manchester, but we ended up just bumping into my friend :icononashiro: and wandering about town for the majority of it. And I watched most of Xfactor. I can't believe Eoghan didn't win! 3'= But I do like alexandra's version of the song. Its' cool~

Anyway. I'm gonna go and get this Essay done now. See ya!

EDIT: Bored again.

Stole from Moonie:

RULES
? You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
? Tag five people afterward.
? Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.

ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? HELL no.
2. Tall? Very. =3
3. In your pajamas? Currently? No. Most of the time? Yes.
4. Left handed? Nupe. I try and write/draw with my left hand, and it’s even more illegible.

LAST:
1. Friend you saw? On dA: :icononashiro:. Off dA, my friends Becky and Roshin who are in my class~
2. Talked to on the phone? :iconfrancisedward:
3. Person to text you: My mother~
4. Was today better than yesterday? Not yet. Maybe?

FAVORITES:
1. Number: 7
2. Color(s): Dark Purple. That or Violet. So...purple shades mostly. X3
3. Fruit: Pineapple ~.^
4. Place: My bed...~.^

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Yup. 3=
2. Are you happy? Yep
3. Are you sad? Not really. I am when I think about said person I miss.
4. Are you bored? Kinda, hence why I’m doing this. I SHOULD be doing work...again. x3
6. Are you nervous? Not really.
8. Are you tired? I was this morning when I didn’t wake up on time.

ABOUT YOU:
1. Real name? Joseph.
2. Nick names? Joey, Joey, Erezaru {Internets}, Hypes{Internets}, that strange one
3. Eye color? Dark green~
4. Zodiac sign? I LIKES ME A BULL!
5. Male or female? Male. I has penis
6. Slut? Apparantly. Damn you Francis! *Shakes fist*
7. Smart? Not really. =3
8. Hair color? Quite a dark brown. Not like REALLY REALLY dark, just not light.
9. Long or short? VERY long for a guy~
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans > Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Phone~
12. Drink or Smoke? Nup.
14. Righty or lefty? Right~

FIRSTS:
1. First best friend? Caroline. Know her about...4-5 years now. I love her to bits. <3
2. first crush? Hehe. I’ve answers this too many times not. >.<
3. First pet? Spot the dog. Awesome pet~ He’s most likly dead now. He was an old dog, but he ran away. 3’=
4. First big vacation? Teneriffe. T’was awesome.

CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? My own tounge
2. Drinking? Nothing. NEED DRINK.
3. I'm about to: Do work
4. Listening to? Some form of Mario Madness. ITS CRAZY.
5. Plans for today? Do work, give and receive a gift, and then go home. Maybe write some more of the story for Frankie, and then got home...Then I’m going out. Pool and a meal with my friends. With no money. Oh, the lols.


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Shorter. Which is quite easy: I tower over most people. X3
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Defiantly romantic
3. Sensitive or loud? Both of these~
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? I think I did when I was younger.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Don’t need then, so I haven’t lost them.
3. Ran away from home? Almost, thought against it, though. X3
4. Broken someone's heart? I think so. No, I know so. X3
5. Been arrested? No, don’t really plan to.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Yeah. Well...sometimes.
2. Yourself? Mostly.
3. Heaven? Nupe
4. Santa Claus? Oh YEAH.
4. Love? Mmhmm. That one I DO
5. Do you like someone? Mmhmm. =3
6. Do you believe in God? Nupe
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Of course ~<3

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Shout at my clock for being too fast, and making me miss my bus.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Only a few things, but I always do.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: ...Can’t remember. Was one at the cinema.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: College. I’m still here, but that’s about it. INTERESTING LIFE IS INTERESTING.

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: I smile a LOT when talking to a certain someone~

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Not really.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Mostly. If someone pisses me off a LOT then I’m not nice. Other then that I am~

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: In my bed, at my house.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Quite recently. I think...I think it was Saturday, maybe sometime closer. I don’t really know. X3;;

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: The guy I like. hesocute~

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 7, I would say. College life is a 5, because I’m so behind at work, but my social life is about 9, so it evens out.

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Noise. But Organised noise. Its cool.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My whole body aches from doing our Christmas dance.

Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: December and May. December for Christmas, which is a cool holiday, and May for two birthdays~

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Sleeped. And spoke to someone~

Stole from Kraig~

ANIME/MANGA NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[x] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.
[x] People you know you as the 'anime person'.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. {I do now. X3}

ANIME/MANGA NERD POINTS: 10/14


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favourite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or 'ink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. Or whatever.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favourite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

ART NERD POINTS: 4/15


MUSICAL NERD

[x] You play a musical instrument. {Used to}
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[/] You listen to classical music. {Sometimes}
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favourite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favourite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[x] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 4/14


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. {Wii, DS, PS2, Xbox, PSP, GBA}
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favourite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (90% of the time}
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 14/15


COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x] You go into random internet chatrooms. {Havedone}
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online. {Almost. X3}
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online {I do it for the lulz}
[x]You can type really, really fast.

COMPUTER NERD POINTS: 14/14

  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Mario Madness
  • Reading: D.Gray-Man, D.N.Angel
  • Watching: HEROES
  • Playing: VANDEL HEARTS!!!
  • Eating: Nothing, and I'm hungry. 3=
  • Drinking: Nothing {This never really changes}

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  • Current Residence: In a place where only I can fly!
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: o-o
  • Print preference: IDUNNNO?
  • Interests: A hell of alot of things <33
  • Favourite movie: Dunno. Probably Anchorman, or something
  • Favourite band or musician: P!atD, YUI, Utada Hikaru, Abingdon Boys School. You know, strange ones
  • Favourite genre of music: IISECCLECTIC
  • Favourite artist: ALLTEHDAARTISTS
  • Favourite poet or writer: ...dunno
  • Favourite photographer: Ly!
  • Favourite style of art: Traditional
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iTouch. <3
  • Shell of choice: Red Koopa Shells.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Perferably one with Hypes on it.
  • Skin of choice: My own, thank you very much O.o
  • Favourite game: SSBB, LoM, ToS, PMD: EoT ABBREVIATIONS!
  • Favourite gaming platform: DS, Wii, and PSP
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brawl: Lucas. Generally, Tails.
  • Personal Quote: TOUCHMYSTUFF,FEELMYWRAAAAAATH!
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil and a Note book.

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Comments


lawl, did sonikku close the site... again? -_-?

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Pr0n?
Probably. I've not been on in a while.

It tends to just...shut down for a while.

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Jesus Christ on a bike, Its Jesus Christ...on a bike.

So didn't steal the multicoloured background from Gun. >.> <.<

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well then... how have you been?

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Pr0n?
Alright. Tired, mostly. Like...all the time.

But I turned 18 last week, and now I feel all old and shiz. 'Specially because I got a Tattoo yesterday. I feel all grown up now!

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Jesus Christ on a bike, Its Jesus Christ...on a bike.

So didn't steal the multicoloured background from Gun. >.> <.<

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Wow, you tired? And oh my... I can imagine you as an old man being like '=/'

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Pr0n?
Joey? On MY Deviantart?

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Beth? In MY comments?

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So didn't steal the multicoloured background from Gun. >.> <.<

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